• high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
  • Zelda: Hey I just met you
  • Zelda: And this is crazy
  • Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule
  • Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.
  • Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
  • Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
  • Link: Because it 's true
Do you think that even if FFXV ends up being terrible the community is going to claim it's great just to further undermine XIII and Lightning as a main protag? Its a shame I can easily see that being the case.


Being completely honest here: aren’t they already doing that?

I mean, game isn’t even out and they’re already using it to continuously slam XIII.

Cos ‘now this looks like a FF!’ even tho this trailer - or any of the others - didn’t have one single magic spell. Cos ‘you want females, go play the trash that is XIII’, as if being rightfully miffed that FF’s relatively good balance between female and male characters has been completely thrown out of the window is being whiny. Cos ‘FFXV will take us back to what FF is!’ when your main transport is a sports car of all things and it has a battle system that is far more distant to the traditional turn based system FF tends to have than XIII’s was.

FF is known to reinvent itself with every game with only retaining some elements but nah, the debate starts every. single. fucking. time.

That’s the FF fandom for you, nonners: 1/4 sane, 3/4 stupid.

For me, at the moment and since I’ve resigned myself to the all male party, I’m just concerned about the magic. I know we’ll have summons (HOW I don’t know, it’s been a year but we still don’t know shit about the system) but…

I don’t care if we are able to teleport ourselves into an adamantoise’s asshole with Noctis, I expect magic spells.

  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.